Nobody ever asked me questions about it, so yes, at some points, I just said whatever they wanted me to write. I felt bad towards the end of my pioneering, so at some points, service was just sitting by myself in a parking lot staring wondering why I was doing this, it was okay when you had a good group with a pretty girl in the morning, or the old guy that paid for a 1h sit-down breakfast and put down a tract for the server to count it as service, but nobody wanted more than 2 hours in the weekend or less than that during the week, when you have to weave in 40-50 hours and a full time job and ‘actually go’ by yourself because nobody ‘wants’ to do 6-8 hours on Saturday and then Sunday you have the meeting ‘interrupting’. That’s when I realized, nobody cares, so I just reported whatever, tracked the last few months and varied the averages and adjusted up and down by a few, took out magazines just to dump them in the garbage.
Eventually, after I left, I found a different use for my briefcase, it was a nice leather hardcase attaché that cost me a bit over $100 back then. It is still great for fitting and discreetly transporting certain toys, and the first aid kit…